Humanizers” are the new, big thing in Gen AI. They make your AI writing sound HUMAN!
Still, they have a couple of glitches to be worked out. Below is the warning label that accompanies them:
Caution! Humanizers can make spelling mistakes, use the passive voice, misplace modifiers, and write run-on sentences. They dangle participials. They’re known to miss deadlines—frequently!—and come up with the most creative excuses. DO NOT BELIEVE THEM! Humanizers will lie as a matter of course! Some of them are drinkers. BIG DRINKERS. Make sure to lock the liquor cabinet and hide any prescription drugs that can get them high (the ones who are sober are even worse—you have to listen to them preach about sobriety all day long). UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE, lend them money. They’ll spend the rent money on a pair of shoes. Or an eightball! DO NOT GIVE THEM A LOAN. You might as well just set your cash on fire. Do not let Humanizers sleep on the couch—they won’t move out! Keep them away from your girlfriend/boyfriend—they can get handsy. DO NOT INVITE THEM TO A DINNER PARTY. Although they’re usually an entertaining guest, eventually they’ll get drunk and start making fun of everyone at the table. Humanizers are not to be used by Gen Z’s, empaths, and other sensitive types.
Get your Humanizer today! These things can fool anyone!!!
